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| Self Defense and Dogs: Why did my dog do this? And is there a better way to protect my house? What the heck happened to my dog? My Dad died. He left me some money. I decided I would never, never rent again. I bought a house free and clear. The only house I could afford was a tiny (780 Square Foot) house in the Ghetto (Echo Park, Near Downtown, Los Angeles). Buy in haste, repent in leisure. I didn't realize what a lousy gang neighborhood this was. So I put in a gate which is always locked with a large Master lock, wrought iron burglar bars on the windows, wrought iron burglar doors, motion activated floodlights, an alarm, small day/night cameras in the front and back yards, a .38 Super Automatic under my pillow loaded with high velocity hollow point bullets, and old High Standard 20 gauge pump action shotgun loaded with #3 buckshot in the closet. I was gay bashed once, and put in the Hospital. I have decided I will never be a victim again. And I got a dog from the pound. I know nothing about dogs. I never had a dog. I heard German Shepherds were supposed to be good. Police use them, right? Wrong. The pound saw a sucker and they unloaded a lemon on me. Instead of a German Shepherd, they played on my ignorance, and unloaded a "Shiloh Shepherd," on me. A normal German Shepherd is 85 pounds. This thing is 115 pounds, gigantic, with BIG FLUFFY hair. And ALL the good natural instincts of the German Shepherd completely bred out of the dog. I am a five foot four inch man who weighs 109 pounds. The damn dog weighs more than I do. And the dog is worthless. He is a TOTAL coward. He doesn't want to stay outside and protect me. He wants to sleep inside with me. He cowers when he hears the police helicopter, or sirens, or thunder, or fireworks, or backfires, or trucks. He is a coward and a wimp. I go on long walks or runs almost every evening. He whimpers when other dogs go by and retreats. When he sees strangers he HIDES BEHIND ME (and I could be the Mayor of Munchkinland). It's pathetic. The dog is a big wuss. He eats and eats and poops elephant sized poops but he doesn't earn his keep. He is worthless for protection. So anyway, I have been without a person for a long time. I finally get one. The person is leaving for the night, and the person holds me tight and gives me a kiss. Suddenly my worthless dog suddenly decides to protect me from my person. He goes BERSERK. He barks like the Hound of Hell and goes totally bat@#$% on my person. He doesn't bite him, but he knocks the person down (and the person is six foot two, and works out) and totally suprised the person. Then he puts his fangs right next to the person's face and barks like he has gone insane. The neighbors come out of their houses to see what the problem is. The sound of my dog barking is echoing off the cinder block walls of the factory across the street and coming back like the sound of a hammer. I am scared. I finally grab the collar and drag my insane dog back in the house so my person can escape. My person just kissed me, that's it. . And my dog suddenly went insane. What was THAT all about? I don't get it! |
| I did not grow up around dogs as a guy. But my second wife was a sprint musher and we had 27 in the front yard. I had friends who were mushers and I took care of their 75+ dogs when gone. I have been around allot of dogs since 1992. You dog has 'bonded' to you - and he sees you as more a mate than a master. Not unusual for people who have one dog - and - happens 99% of the time with parrots and other birds. "There is no such thing as a bad dog - just bad owners". Keep telling yourself this when the dog doesn't act the way you want....... they are much like computers this way - they do not do what you want, only what you program them to do. I had a 175lb Malamute. He looked like huge wolf - scared the hell out of strangers and holly rollers - but - like yours totally worthless. Anyone could come into the yard and steal him. Your solution is to start training him. Go take a basic dog obedience class - this will teach you how to teach him, and train him how to learn from you. After that - you can work on 'display' commands like showing teeth, growling, etc. that make him act fierce. At least now you know what the dog has in him! Taking the basic dog class and moving up to an advanced class will also change your relationship. Instead of him seeing you as his BF - he will begin to take commands from you and see you as a master, not an equal. Something else. Your dog is a nice dog. You just need to train him to act like a junk yard dog on command - this is easy to do. What is hard to do - take a nasty junk yard dog and teach it to be nice on command. Doesn't work - bites the neighbors, gets you in trouble. Honestly - you are so, so much better off with this big fluffy guy - with a bit of training - you two will work out just fine. He'll be able to act fierce, protect you - and best of all - if he gets loose you don't have to worry about him eating any of the neighborhood guys. He is bonded with you - don't forget. I have a parrot that is bonded to me - if my wife kises me when the bird is within reach or on my shoulder - it tries to rip her cheek off. |
| When did we lose our sense of reason and self preservation? IMMIGRATION IN THE 20TH AND 21ST CENTURY - THE CURSE OF CIVILIZED NATIONS AND DECENT PEOPLES. Immigration to America in the 17th to 19th century was by decent, hardworking, well intentioned people, heading to America with honorable intentions to build and contribute to society. They created a workable social system with benefits to the deserving and a society of well-intentioned and decent people. But no such people come any more. Now they come in droves, packing the major cities, causing an increase in crime, congestion, and taxes as real estate rents soar, parking is unavailable or exorbitantly high. Americans who took their entire lives to pay off their home mortgages, now find that the taxes on their homes are so high, they cant afford to live in them any more and the congestion so bad, they cant even find a place to park in front of their own homes. Many have to pack up and move out of the city, just to make ends meet, and then face the arduous daily hours of driving back and forth just to get to work and back home. That is, those that still have jobs, since as this goes on, jobs disappear, either right here where we get laid off, or the whole company moves out to a cheap labor country. And as the hordes make demands for energy needs, power needed to heat and light homes and buildings is insufficient, and cities black out, the demand for gas soars, heating prices skyrocket, and our own supply of gas becomes insufficient to meet our own needs, and we become victims of the arabs, who use the pumps to revenge our policies they don’t like. Even the price of food is soaring to feed these unwelcome parasites. They pile over the borders or by plane on visitor visas, preying on the good naturedness of Americans to provide a refuge for the oppressed, they connive the appearance of the downtrodden and persecuted, and then sit down comfortably and stay here, leeching off the health care system which faces bankruptcy in 20 years, the welfare system that us sucker u.s. taxpayers have to pick up the tab for, and which we spent decades to build. Social parasites from latin america, flock here to live free on us sucker taxpayers, dragging their families and relatives in, once they get green cards and then swamping the health care system with their third world illnesses and birth defects. And the other breed of latinos – criminals of the most evil intensities terrorizing communities in which they rob and kill. Thieves and common criminals from the countries of eastern Europe and the soviet union, hearing that there is still stuff on store shelves when stores close, that hasn’t been shoplifted or sold, come and steal, with impunity. Mafia organizations that control Russia and the countries of the former soviet union, setting up foreign crime systems that specialize in grand larceny, weaponry, even nuclear arms materials for sale, stolen from the old soviet system, available for sale to our enemies, raking them million$. Africans with strange ,deadly diseases walk in, causing epidemics and death to our gay citizens and to innocent people in general and swamping the health care system. Asians with alien religious philosophies, contrary to Christian monotheism, poisoning the minds of our youth. And they come and take our jobs away here in America, while employers, enticed by cheap labor, move their companies there, leaving us unemployed,. Terrorists walk in and go about their death tactics with ease and we shudder at what they will do to us next. All, contributing to crime, violence, social unrest. Finally, To add insult to these injuries to our nation, our government picks up the tab for hundreds of thousands of third world “students” to come, pack our universities tuition free at the expense of us US taxpayers ,while we Americans fall into debt to pay for our own guyren to get a college education. AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO PICK UP THE TAB WORLDWIDE FOR THEM, WHENEVER S--T HAPPENS ANYWHERE. What kind of fools are running this country? What kind of fools are we to let this go on? And WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LAW AND ORDER? |
| MUST you post the same question over and over and over? |
| What is/are your favorite verse(s) of all time? *Copy and paste lyrics*? and the name of the song and the artist, obviously i have a lot of favorites, but ill just pick this one (youtube isnt loading for some reason so i cant look up the vids) Fatlip - What's up Fatlip Feelin' downtrodden Fresh guy turned rotten I can't believe I'm like E then I'm coppin Over the years seems like I'm gettin' dumber Reminiscing to a time when I was younger with a hunger Full a dreams, determination, self-esteem But now it seems they hesitate to be on my team You know the routine, when you winnin' and grinnin' All up in your face, like they was which you from the beginnin' But on the flipside, When you washed up like a riptide Fools clown 'bout how you slipped and let **** slide Beside the fact My voice is wack Clowns is runnin' around, talkin' 'bout I smoke crack Ain't got no homies that got my back Yeah I'm a brotha, but some times I don't feel black My girl is white My game idn't tight ****** who ain't seen me in a while be like "Dude, you aight?" 2nd.. just thought id throw this one in here anyway Blowin' like a sucka almost every day In the back of your mind you prob'ly thinkin' I was gay But naw, I'm just a ***** *** ***** The type that get jacked above the ribs *** ***** See I been a loser just about all my life Type that try turn a ho to a housewife What do you expect I give respect And feel for hoes ****** keep in check I'm far from hard Emotionally scarred On Pico Boulevard I was regarded as a retard I make myself sick Get on my own nerves Immature, insecure, Grown up nerd Has-been MC On a label that's unstable Choppin' bliggy on a table |
| ---- obviously its not even close to lyrical or deep, but,, damn this dude is real. when else have you heard a rapper talk about how bad he is? one of the few songs ive been able to hold on repeat for over a week, and i still like it. there are no annoying jingles hidden in the beat, there are no filler lines,, its just nice. ___ for just sheer OMFGness,, marley marl and the juice crew - the symphony (vol 1) (theres a vol 2 but its horrible compared to the 1st) kool g rap's verse, (2nd to last if i remember right) Yo, Marley gives the slice, I get nice, and my voice is twice as horrifying as Vincent Price goes deep, till you fell in a spell of a sleep, and while I'm countin' the money, you count sheep. When G Rap strikes the mic, I recite the type of hype that you like, and make the people unite. I grip up hips and zip up lips, step on reps, you flip and wanna sip on my tip. Take a deep breath, because you don't have another left. Comin' back like I'm avengin' my brother's deat. Makin' veterans run for medicine, cuz I put out more lights in a fight than ConEdison. Rip the damn cage like I'm on a rampage. And if you want rage, I'm-a make front page. Read the headlines, suckers, todays the deadline, your head is way past bedtime. Can't kill though. Solo. Cuz you're still all...soft like a pillow. My rap is rougher than Brillo. So fear me, don't dare dare me, and don't compare me to him when you hear me. Talk about a battle but you ain't yet ready for war. Your metaphor sucks more than a whore. You can't replace me, ice me or ace me, bass me, face me, slice me or race me, bite me or taste me -- I'll show you that I got force. My rap burns your mouth like hot sauce. Run for water while I break your tape recorder. Server-to-sucker: the order is manslaughter. Another rapper, G Rap wrecks, he's rated X, to mean the boy is sex. Next... the amplifier gets used and abused. Pumps so loud, we might blow a fuse. This is anger, madness, ready to hang 'er. Rapper or singer: I'm puttin' up my middle finger. Next up... (I believe that's me) Big Daddy Kane, get on the mic for the Symphony. ----- you know, there are way too many,, and i dont want to make my question stretch all the way down by itself.. lol. yours? |
| Attention Deficit Disorder - by Poe Picasso Far from a gangsta yet comfortable in my own skin, you’ll never catch me loitering I be with grown men, networking, working on building establishments, I’m scoping out seizable properties down on Madison/you, pail in comparison, I grind for the cash, you grind for the ***, get ya mind right time move fast, before you know you’ll be 30 in a moment, on the couch still paying rent when you shoulda been a owner/a fools paradise, living in obscurity, thinking that wealth is measured by the cars, clothes and jewelry/hip-hop is dead, well I’m the one that read the eulogy, you ain’t impressive and your corny records ain't new to me/it’s very simple to grab a pen and a pencil write a corny sixteen then arrange it on a instrumental, but it takes a emcee to creatively construct a verse full of metaphors and hot similes/not saying that metaphors and similes makes me any better than you, on the contrary, I’m just saying that my metaphors sound a whole lot better than yours do, I’m so clever/break it down, simplify the noun, move a couple verbs and adjectives around, here, understand me now.../I guess not, I get away with smart remarks like that, that little test just cemented the fact that, most ****** listen but they listen with both of their ears closed, if I drop a slick line it never gets inside their earlobes, but if I emphasize slut, *****, ************, ********* I guarantee you’ll hear that **** won’t ya?/point proven systematically choosing exactly what you wanna hear, it’s ironic how I’m being muted/and I ain’t calling anybody stupid, call it attention deficit disorder for the low performing students, Poe cool it man I think you struck a nerve with these insecure fake thugs crying its absurd/what, you getting mad cause your vocab doesn’t go past four letters Dr. Seuss’ing all your words like.../block hot, cop shot, glock pop, you so hot, what, you so not, impressive the underlying message of this whole record is ****** really don’t get/no matter how I say or said it, this is an epidemic spreading through the cracks and the crevice of every ghetto premise, I need leverage/one finally question, why the smartest ****** gotta act stupid just to get accepted, perpetuating and advocating stupidity following, stupid corny motherfuckers in this industry, gotta be guyding me, what happened to the art form, two sixteen’s and a hook ain’t a hot song, this rap **** so ridiculous, and this aint a diss song, yes it is, so **** ignorance! |
| Do i sound like a datable / attractive guy? Im a 16 year old boy from the UK, and, probably mostly due to a lack of trying on my own part, i have not really ever been too much of a hit with the ladies! I have plenty of girls who are friends, but my list of girlfriends would not be very long. From the description i give of myself (below) can you please tell whether, if you knew me, you would consider me as boyfriend material?! Physically, i am 6 ft tall, 180lbs, and although i am relatively slim, i do many sports and have a pretty muscular / athletic physique ( photos at www.flickr.com/photos/64581041@N06/ ). You will also see in my album a couple of shots of my face. As i said, i do many sports and i am an extremely athletic person, with aspirations of playing either professional rugby or american football. I devote a lot of my life to my sport, training up to 5 times a week for rugby, and 4 times a week in the gym. But i have a softer side also. Despite my love of violent sports, i am also into what some may call 'gay' films such as titanic. :P i am also not afraid of getting in touch with my feminine side, which i hear is a good trait in a boy. It would be hard to narrow down my favorite type of music, as i am into many different things such as indie rock, hip-hop etc, however i can tell you that i have very little fondness or tolerance for most of the generic pop bullshit that dominates the charts these days! :L Despite my sporting enthusiasm, i do not follow the traditional personality guidelines of a "jock", ie loud, self centered, bit of a dick. Rather i am actually a bit on the quiet side, and i have regularly been called "unsociable" due to my relatively indoors lifestyle. Im not into the whole going out clubbing scene etc. Although i have not had much success with girls in past years, i long for a relationship, more so than long for a life of brief encounters and one night stands. I'm a sucker for romance, and although it may sound cheesy, wish to spoil any girlfriend i am ever lucky enough to find. I also have a very protective nature, which despite my relative pacifism, would take over if anyone i loved was ever endangered or abused. Lastly, i feel it is worth mentioning that one of the main reasons i dont have much luck with girls is that i feel a little intimidated by many of them. I am not a smooth talker when it comes to women, nor do i wish to be. I long for the feeling of openness that comes with a loving relationship, but i do not feel entirely comfortable around many girls my age who are simply interested in loud, outgoing guys. I am by no means a loud outgoing guys, nor do i feel the need to show off the every girl that comes my way. As much as i may be urged to change my self to suit the wants of attractive girls my own age, i dont think i ever will I would just like to know what your thoughts of me are. Do i sound like a dateable, attractive guy at all?? Thanks :) |
| not all girls like loud obnoxious guys. and yes u do sound datable. |
| Would you date me?? (girls)? Im a 16 year old boy from the UK, and, probably mostly due to a lack of trying on my own part, i have not really ever been too much of a hit with the ladies! I have plenty of girls who are friends, but my list of girlfriends would not be very long. From the description i give of myself (below) can you please tell whether, if you knew me, you would consider me as boyfriend material?! Physically, i am 6 ft tall, 180lbs, and although i am relatively slim, i do many sports and have a pretty muscular / athletic physique ( photos at www.flickr.com/photos/64581041@N06/ ). You will also see in my album a couple of shots of my face. As i said, i do many sports and i am an extremely athletic person, with aspirations of playing either professional rugby or american football. I devote a lot of my life to my sport, training up to 5 times a week for rugby, and 4 times a week in the gym. But i have a softer side also. Despite my love of violent sports, i am also into what some may call 'gay' films such as titanic. :P i am also not afraid of getting in touch with my feminine side, which i hear is a good trait in a boy. It would be hard to narrow down my favorite type of music, as i am into many different things such as indie rock, hip-hop etc, however i can tell you that i have very little fondness or tolerance for most of the generic pop bullshit that dominates the charts these days! :L Despite my sporting enthusiasm, i do not follow the traditional personality guidelines of a "jock", ie loud, self centered, bit of a dick. Rather i am actually a bit on the quiet side, and i have regularly been called "unsociable" due to my relatively indoors lifestyle. Im not into the whole going out clubbing scene etc. Although i have not had much success with girls in past years, i long for a relationship, more so than long for a life of brief encounters and one night stands. I'm a sucker for romance, and although it may sound cheesy, wish to spoil any girlfriend i am ever lucky enough to find. I also have a very protective nature, which despite my relative pacifism, would take over if anyone i loved was ever endangered or abused. Lastly, i feel it is worth mentioning that one of the main reasons i dont have much luck with girls is that i feel a little intimidated by many of them. I am not a smooth talker when it comes to women, nor do i wish to be. I long for the feeling of openness that comes with a loving relationship, but i do not feel entirely comfortable around many girls my age who are simply interested in loud, outgoing guys. I am by no means a loud outgoing guys, nor do i feel the need to show off the every girl that comes my way. As much as i may be urged to change my self to suit the wants of attractive girls my own age, i dont think i ever will I would just like to know what your thoughts of me are. Do i sound like a dateable, attractive guy at all?? Thanks :) |
| yeah,sure...you seem nice |
| This is For Women: Fear of Women, Getting involved with them & Getting Hurt in all shapes in forms by them? I've been feeling insecure in my life lately . I'm half white & half Native American, I have a square jaw, I'm between 5"11" and 6"1" depending on what type of boots I'm warring at the time. I'm a X weightlifter, I weigh around 198BL, I'm in my mid 30's, I live in a good size condo with a cathedral sealing, I live on my own and by my self but I do not have my own motor vehicle at least not yet I'm working on it though . I'm very caring, I'm very affectionate, I'm very romantic, I'm understanding, I'm not a thief, I've got integrity, morels, ethics, values, I have a good sense of honor or A code of honor, I refuse to hit women no matter what, I keep promises or my word even though I do forgot a lot of things but never the less when it comes right down to it I do try so hard to keep my promises no matter what, I've never been to Jail or Prison, I like to compromise so I and others are satisfied, I do not like to argue with people, I'm very loyal, I believe in GOD and Believe in the TEN Commandments in some degree . I've been in relationships with a woman that was liked manipulating me and taking advantage of me financially and not seeing it because my love blinded me . I've been with a woman that was psychologically vicious and she did not show it until a month and a half later.... then I had to brake up with her because she was unstable and would not change . I was involved with a woman that liked playing sex games.... just with out me in them though.... and then she broke up with me saying because I was being mean to her when the fact I wasn't... but that's ok she was a trickster anyway . Now look... I'm a really good guy and I really love women and love being around them even though I've thought about going Gay because I'm been think that women are known to be very crazy, manipulative, very vicious and most of all there very confusing . I'm afraid I'll never have a good and healthy relationship that ill have lots of sex involved with a real good women . And I still have problems figuring out if a women is actually hitting on me or not . I must be 1 of the most dumbest guys that ever lived ether that I'm just a sucker for good looking women and frankly I think it's a bit embarrassing and humiliating that I can't tell unless shes being direct and women just love being secretive... so I may never know and this here sucks ! Now I just probably just told 50 Billion Trillion people that what my luck is really like with women . My Question is to Women is....What in the world am I doing wrong . I try so hard to be a good Man . I refuses to hit women... but yet they hit me . I try to give what they want and I try to do what they want me to do and still doesn't seem like I can't really please them . Again what am I doing wrong . Does of any of you ladies have any tips, advices, pointers, ideas or even suggestions because I really need help on women Please . |
| Answering your question is like explaining why good girls like bad boys. So you've attracted some crazies. Not all women are like that. Just like not all men are assholes. I've dated a bunch of them but I'm not thinking of turning gay because of that. I can spot an asshole better and avoid them. You should be able to tell which women aren't what they claim to be. I have a buddy in his mid 30's who seems to attract women who want to marry him after the first date. They're crazy. He knows not all women are like that. My advice to you is to not let yourself be used. I cannot tell you how many friends of mine have been where you are. The only thing I have told them is to stay objective in the relationship. Relationships should be 50/50. If they aren't then you need to re-evalute the reason for being with that person. |
| The car u drive look at urs!!? Alfa Passionate and romantic, you fancy yourself. A bit unreliable, and can be eccentric too. You hate BMW drivers, but think and act just like them. Audi You would like to believe you are part of the new generation that is caring, environmentally conscious and family-orientated. Actually quite boring; nothing more than a glorified wuss. Will one day probably drive a Merc, but you still sometimes wonder if you shouldn't have bought that Bee-Em. BMW Self-centred, ambitious, dynamic and assertive. Can be a big show-off pig. Likes impressing too. Buppies and kugels past sell-by date. You think you will be CEO one day. Actually an office weenie who thinks you are God's gift. Daewoo Faceless, subservient and demure (except for Matiz drivers). To you, a good deal is to work from nine to five, get nothing for it, and still say thank you. And then you wonder why you don't have money for a time after hours. Ford You still live in the 70's, trying to cope with the 90's (don't even mention the millennium). A loyal, diligent worker, but baffled by office politics and labour policies. Next car will probably also be a Ford. Holden You are the ultimate on-road idiot. You think your 80s model Commodore is a V8 supercar, OR you think by owning a Barina you’re a true Holden fan. You’re either a redneck or a way-too-standard family parent – but either way, you most likely drive like you’re the only person on the road. You’re even ignorant enough to argue that the new Commodore is better than the new Ford. Honda You aspire to drive a BMW. You are an opinionated pain-in-the-butt. The ultimate suffragette, or the boss's girlfriend (male or female!). Isuzu You like the smell of diesel and have secret fantasy of being a truck driver. Hyundai /Kia Quite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a sub-committee to find solutions to what the committee couldn't. You will always maintain that a Korean car is better than any Japanese model. Jeep You would like to believe you are living the American dream and just love the great outdoors. The closest you get to it is by watching Days of Our Lives and the Adventure Channel. Land Rover You are a designer person with a designer life, who always pays too much for everything. Designer mud comes free with the badge. You're a closet colonial racist and have fantasies about the Queen. If you have a Freelander, it was probably a break-up gift from your ex. Mazda A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road. Mercedes-Benz Responsible, immaculate and conservative. Boring CEO clones with too much money, or the office super-geek who can't remember what it's like to have fun. Definitely not dating material. Nissan Good, solid, responsible, loyal office-fodder. You like to travel and maintain that you can sell ice to the Eskimos. Favourite answer: "It's a company car." Mitsubishi Not as label-conscious as your Land Rover counterpart, but still suckered into believing in the ultimate Paris-to-Dakar, African adventure. You drive through puddles to create your own designer mud. You believe you've made the grade, but everyone else knows you've got a long way to go. Peugeot Thinks France is the best country in the world and bores everybody with your limited French knowledge and tales of the Louvre and the Sourbonne. Porsche Small dick or mid-life crisis. Renault An eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way around. Usually the one who asks all the silly questions at staff meetings. You fervently believe you have flair, but it's less than that of a French cookbook. Most probably gay. Ssangyong A make-believe fool, because you'd like a Pajero but can't afford it. Don't actually know that the engines are made in India and not in Germany. Toyota Although there are thousands of them, you mostly can’t spot them in their zero-image cars. Toyotas are good, reliable cars and are bought by a wide variety of people who have zero personality to go with their cars and are basically chicken-**** scared people who will never take chances and will therefore be driving Toyotas forever. The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white Corolla Volkswagen Highly overrated for dependability cars since the days of the Beetle, but they do have a good re-sale value. Usually practical, sensible people who like to drive fast where nobody can see them. They are usually loyal to their brand to the point of irritation due to the fact that they lost their virginity on a Beetle's back seat. Volvo As square and safe as the car |
| Omg! That is just like me I drive a Jeep! I'm happy my boy friend doesn't drive a Porsche!! LOL |
| The car u drive... look to see urs!? Alfa Passionate and romantic, you fancy yourself. A bit unreliable, and can be eccentric too. You hate BMW drivers, but think and act just like them. Audi You would like to believe you are part of the new generation that is caring, environmentally conscious and family-orientated. Actually quite boring; nothing more than a glorified wuss. Will one day probably drive a Merc, but you still sometimes wonder if you shouldn't have bought that Bee-Em. BMW Self-centred, ambitious, dynamic and assertive. Can be a big show-off pig. Likes impressing too. Buppies and kugels past sell-by date. You think you will be CEO one day. Actually an office weenie who thinks you are God's gift. Daewoo Faceless, subservient and demure (except for Matiz drivers). To you, a good deal is to work from nine to five, get nothing for it, and still say thank you. And then you wonder why you don't have money for a time after hours. Ford You still live in the 70's, trying to cope with the 90's (don't even mention the millennium). A loyal, diligent worker, but baffled by office politics and labour policies. Next car will probably also be a Ford. Holden You are the ultimate on-road idiot. You think your 80s model Commodore is a V8 supercar, OR you think by owning a Barina you’re a true Holden fan. You’re either a redneck or a way-too-standard family parent – but either way, you most likely drive like you’re the only person on the road. You’re even ignorant enough to argue that the new Commodore is better than the new Ford. Honda You aspire to drive a BMW. You are an opinionated pain-in-the-butt. The ultimate suffragette, or the boss's girlfriend (male or female!). Isuzu You like the smell of diesel and have secret fantasy of being a truck driver. Hyundai /Kia Quite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a sub-committee to find solutions to what the committee couldn't. You will always maintain that a Korean car is better than any Japanese model. Jeep You would like to believe you are living the American dream and just love the great outdoors. The closest you get to it is by watching Days of Our Lives and the Adventure Channel. Land Rover You are a designer person with a designer life, who always pays too much for everything. Designer mud comes free with the badge. You're a closet colonial racist and have fantasies about the Queen. If you have a Freelander, it was probably a break-up gift from your ex. Mazda A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road. Mercedes-Benz Responsible, immaculate and conservative. Boring CEO clones with too much money, or the office super-geek who can't remember what it's like to have fun. Definitely not dating material. Nissan Good, solid, responsible, loyal office-fodder. You like to travel and maintain that you can sell ice to the Eskimos. Favourite answer: "It's a company car." Mitsubishi Not as label-conscious as your Land Rover counterpart, but still suckered into believing in the ultimate Paris-to-Dakar, African adventure. You drive through puddles to create your own designer mud. You believe you've made the grade, but everyone else knows you've got a long way to go. Peugeot Thinks France is the best country in the world and bores everybody with your limited French knowledge and tales of the Louvre and the Sourbonne. Porsche Small dick or mid-life crisis. Renault An eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way around. Usually the one who asks all the silly questions at staff meetings. You fervently believe you have flair, but it's less than that of a French cookbook. Most probably gay. Ssangyong A make-believe fool, because you'd like a Pajero but can't afford it. Don't actually know that the engines are made in India and not in Germany. Toyota Although there are thousands of them, you mostly can’t spot them in their zero-image cars. Toyotas are good, reliable cars and are bought by a wide variety of people who have zero personality to go with their cars and are basically chicken-**** scared people who will never take chances and will therefore be driving Toyotas forever. The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white Corolla Volkswagen Highly overrated for dependability cars since the days of the Beetle, but they do have a good re-sale value. Usually practical, sensible people who like to drive fast where nobody can see them. They are usually loyal to their brand to the point of irritation due to the fact that they lost their virginity on a Beetle's back seat. Volvo As square and safe as the car |
| Porsche and Mitsubishi here... boy am I a mess... LOL |